Thursday, February 3, 2011

Living in Anticipation

Tomorrow we begin the pledging for our new class, and let me be the first one to say it: they are fucked.

Seriously. Lobsters take pledging very seriously. Ever hear those stories about new inductees getting alcohol poisoning in the middle of the woods with no clothes and no means to contact the outside world? It's kind of like that, except with more alcohol. And less woods. And more ocean. And more lobsters.

I don't intend to come off as a sadist, but I'm actually very much looking forward to it. All the brothers had to go through it, and there will be no exceptions.

I'll be back with updates on the process soon.

Holla at me,

The Frat Lobster

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Where I Live

Trying to understand what my life is like partying it up in the Marianna Trench? Let this video clear up any misconceptions you had about water

More to come soon. Stay posted my brothers.

The Frat Lobster

Let's Begin

I've never blogged before, but seeing the revolution currently going on in Egypt has spurred me to try and become more active int he online community. I want to be part of an active and dynamic cyber group, and I think this blog is going to enable me access to that.

Little bit about me: I'm a lobster. And I'm in a fraternity. Yes, there are lobster fraternities. In the coming months, I aim to expose human ignorance regarding the existence of crustacean Greek brotherhoods.

I'm sorry to cut this off so quickly, but I just noticed some enticing food placed conveniently in a metal box a few meters in front of me. Some things are simply given to you, and I don't want to pass this opportunity up.

Be back soon,

The Frat Lobster